Tuesday, July 03, 2007

When nothing else comes to mind...

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris has his own private fishing hole, and he kills anyone who enters it. We call this spot the Bermuda Triangle.

In prep school Chuck Norris was a master debater, because nothing rebuts a roundhouse kick to the face.

"The road less traveled" is less traveled because Chuck Norris lives on it.


Wonder Woman said...

Whoa, *swooning* before Chuck Norris - what a "real" man ;)

Morris said...

Well, at least I hadn't heard those ones before..

JOHN said...

very original

Arielle said...

I hadn't heard those before, either. Entertaining! =)

MikeT said...

Chuck Norris wrote the textbook for History and Moral Philosophy

(if you've ready Starship Troopers, you'll get that).