Sunday, June 24, 2007


All we really are is squirrels
We're being hunted, we are squirrels
We are appealing, we are squirrels

We want to gather nuts
But people splatter our guts
When they're on a country drive
It isn't easy to survive

Back in the other day
I saw a squirrel get blown away
They served him on a dinner tray
They baked him into a souffle
Squirrel season opens up today
If you're a squirrel run away
I don't know what else I should say
Please call the ASPCA

Fur coats from us are made
Fur is nice but I like suede
They scrape our fur off with a blade
And never bother with first aid
We squirrels really like to play
And we like to catch some rays
Please don't kill us this we pray
We're cute and harmless anyway

Squirrels We're not delicious
Squirrels We are not raccoons
Squirrels Don't live in palm trees
Squirrels Or in your bathroom
Squirrels That's all we really are is...
Squirrels Isn't it fine I am a...
Squirrel Please help and save us we are...
Squirrels I wanna whip out my...
Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels...
Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels...

by Ron Friedman

I love the song, and since Evel Squirrel is taking a blogging break for a while, what better way to honor his absence.


Wonder Woman said...

CUTE! Almost squirrel-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Pablo said...

Now you know why I went into hiding...

Wonder Woman said...

Okay enough about the darn squirrels...

More, we need *dying sounds* m..o..r..e...