Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool,
Upon them inscribed, "I pity the fool."
Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.