I was helping my youngest with toilet training.
She had finished her job (#1), and I was wiping her.
She is very independent however, and wanted to wipe herself.
I said, "No. Daddy's gonna do it"
I threw the paper into the urine filled water.
Her reflexes were too quick.
She was elbow deep before I could stop her.
Needless to say, we both washed our hands extra well.